Ness: I sense a rat in my room. Let’s see, how to broil thieving rats…
*Redshift crawls out from under the bed*
Redshift: Hey, don’t be so harsh. I only wanted to see you.
Ness: Does that usually involve sneaking in here by the window and hiding under my bed?
Redshift: Well, don’t mind the small details.
Ness: Honestly, what am I too do with you. Can’t you at least take the door like a normal person?
Redshift: Hey, I’m normal.
Ness: … Well, if you here, I guess your going to steal something aren’t you?
Redshift: Yup, but I’m looking for something different tonight.
Ness: Oh.. what would that happen to be. Well, as long as you put everything back in the end I suppose I won’t mind if you take anything.
Redshift: Then, I guess I’ll help myself then.
Redshift: Tonight, I’m looking for a girl’s heart.
Ness: Wha… what?!
Redshift: Don’t be shy!
*Rips off Ness’ clothes*
Redshift pushes Ness onto the bed.
Redshift: Mnhhmmm… Ness
*Redshift is sleeping on Ness’ lap*
Ness: I wonder what kind of dream she’s having.
And lazy post of the day , yayayayaya. I promise you a shorter post tomorrow.